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Showing posts with label ben eats Elites. Show all posts

Monday, January 10, 2011

Ben "Iced": Presumably by a Bro

Icing — At 9:30 p.m. on Jan. 10 a local man flanked Ben and "iced" him by handing him a bottle of Smirnoff Ice Twisted V Arctic Berry. A bystander described the turn of events as 'totally epic, bro.' When pressed for comments, Ben declined the interview and silently chugged the "cool refreshing twist of berry-lime burst... with a dark side." The perpetrator ("Bro") has been placed on a protection program as a precautionary measure.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Ben

What did you eat for lunch today?

Chinese Spaghetti

What color shirt are you wearing?

Button down shirt with grey stripes
by American Eagle.

What IS Ben Doing?

I'm currently reading about CES 2011.

Congratulations Ben!

It has been reported that Ben beat mission V of Halo: Reach last night, and what's more, he managed to kill the Elite Zealot before he could escape!

Everyone be sure to congratulate Ben on this pair of remarkable achievements!