Thursday, January 6, 2011

DOES BEN HATE DUCKS??

Sources indicate that Ben planned to eat practically a whole barnyard's worth of animals last night (and a lamp), but no mention of duck! Could it be that Ben is so repulsed by ducks that he refuses to eat them? Or perhaps just the opposite: maybe he hates all non-duck animals so much that he angrily eats them/yells at them/never plays Halo: Reach with them.

More info as it develops. For now, one thing is for certain: Ben is not duck-neutral.

3 comments:

  1. This article gave me chills...it's true that I've never seen Ben with a duck, or heard him talk about them. I've never even seen him watch Mighty Ducks - not even the first one!!

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  2. Actually, I think he called me a knucklepuck once. Though, in the context it was probably more like a racial slur. Let's call that a push.

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