Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Rumor Mill: Ben to dine at a Churrascaria?

The latest whispers say that Ben plans to dine at a churrascaria for tomorrow night's dinner. Could it be the Sabor Brazilian Steakhouse in Milwaukee? The source also revealed that Ben could be enjoying the famous 2-for-1 mojitos special. No word yet on whether there will be any lychee infusion involved. Stay Tuned!

6 comments:

  1. If Ben gets the mojito special, how many mojitos do you all think he'll drink? I'm guessing an even number like 4, but I guess it could be an odd number if he splits them with a friend.

    I wish I could split a mojito with Ben...

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  2. do you think ben uses a straw or just drinks it straight from the glass? I think he'll just gently push aside the straws and cradle it between the glass and his index finger while tilting the glass.

    a way of showing that he's too manly for the straw, but refusing to be so crass as to take out the straw and leave it on the table. a true gentleman.

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  3. I've always seen leaving the unused straw as a sign of indecisiveness, even weakness. I mean, either use the damn thing, or take it out. The last thing you want is to lean in for a sip, only to have it wind up in your nose.

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  4. What about his meat choice, WHAT ABOUT THE MEAT?! I say that he rides the beef train until he falls into a meat coma.

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  5. i would make a joke about how ben loves riding beef trains but im afraid of death

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  6. Johnny, how long are you going to keep this up? You're breaking my heart. I plan to consume beef, pork, goat, lamp, and chicken tomorrow night.

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