Playing Xbox in the Nude

Mssr. Hsu recently spotted playing Xbox in the nude. When asked for comment, the Blue Ranger stated:

"But it makes me feel free. And I like the breeze."

More on this erotic journey of self-expression as it develops

Ben is cold

Facebook has confirmed that as of the morning of Jan. 21, 2011, Ben is cold. No details have yet been released as to the extent or expected duration of said coldness. More information will be distributed as it becomes available.

Ben "Iced": Presumably by a Bro

Icing — At 9:30 p.m. on Jan. 10 a local man flanked Ben and "iced" him by handing him a bottle of Smirnoff Ice Twisted V Arctic Berry. A bystander described the turn of events as 'totally epic, bro.' When pressed for comments, Ben declined the interview and silently chugged the "cool refreshing twist of berry-lime burst... with a dark side." The perpetrator ("Bro") has been placed on a protection program as a precautionary measure.

Ben calls it an early night - Nightmares Confirmed!

Final confirmation has just come in, and unfortunately it seems that Ben is in fact having a bad dream. The content of these dreams is of yet unknown, as clinical psychologists cannot quite agree on the specific details of Ben's mental Hellscape. One specialist had this to say:

"It's dark...definitely there's some darkness, though I wouldn't say it's completely dark in there. It's more low-lit, shall we say. And terrifying."

Prayer groups have begun to organize an impromptu candlelight vigil outside Ben's home, and the local Perkins is offering a new breakfast special - the Rind Bender - to coax their favorite customer out of his unrestful slumber with this citrus-heavy crepe dusted with both powdered and brown sugar.

Wake up Ben, you're having a bad dream.

Ben spotted on Facebook

In a brief moment of glory, Ben graced Facebook with his presence and signed in, showing up in the chat list of his hundreds of closest friends and admirers. No trace was left of what he actually did while on Facebook, leading to rampant speculation about his ultimate goal. Could Ben be plotting a rival startup social network? or perhaps thinking of investing some of his millions in Facebook equity?

EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Ben

What did you eat for lunch today?

Chinese Spaghetti

What color shirt are you wearing?

Button down shirt with grey stripes

by American Eagle.

What IS Ben Doing?

I'm currently reading about CES 2011.

Tonight at 7pm central

Ben will be at Samba Brazilian Grill in Madison, WI for all kinds of meat (except Taiwanese, I miss me some Johnny). And then, hopefully, at 10:30pm, he will be playing indoor frisbee. Until then, he will be thinking of a Taiwanese-Korean sandwich. <3