Monday, January 10, 2011

Ben "Iced": Presumably by a Bro

Icing — At 9:30 p.m. on Jan. 10 a local man flanked Ben and "iced" him by handing him a bottle of Smirnoff Ice Twisted V Arctic Berry. A bystander described the turn of events as 'totally epic, bro.' When pressed for comments, Ben declined the interview and silently chugged the "cool refreshing twist of berry-lime burst... with a dark side." The perpetrator ("Bro") has been placed on a protection program as a precautionary measure.
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4 comments:

  1. BloggerJJanuary 10, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Shouldn't Ben be in some sort of protection program? To safeguard his tastebuds against what many consider to be a lower shelf vodka with a shitty berry aftertaste? Get out of there, Ben! Run!

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  2. BenJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    It was the green apple flavor and it made my brain hurt.

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  3. mikeleeJanuary 11, 2011 at 4:09 AM

    Let's get one thing clear: Smirnoff Ice is much, much more (vile) than a simple lower shelf vodka.

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  4. BloggerJJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    Hahaha, well said.

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